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Showing posts with label Funny Poems. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Poems. Show all posts

Funny-Poem-Salesman

Salesman


Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ...
Zindagi se hara hua hai ....


Par "customers" se haar nahi maanta,
Apne presentation ki ek line isey rati
hui hai....


par aaj kaun se rang ke moje pehne hain,
ye nahi jaanta,


Din par din ek excel file banata ja raha hai..

Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ...


Das hazaar customers mein se ache
Customer dhoond lete hain lekin ,


Majboor dost ki ankhhon ki nami
dikhayi nahi deti,


PC pe hazzar windows khuli hain,
Par dil ki khidki pe koi dastak sunayi nahi deti...


Saturday-Sunday nahata nahi ,
Weekdays ko naha raha hai...

Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ...

Reporting karte karte pata hi nahi chala,
"Boss" kab maa baap se bhi bade ho gaye,

Kitabon me gulab rakhne wala,
Cigrette me kho gaya,


Weekends pe daroo pee ke jo jashn mana raha hai ,

Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ................

Funny-Poem-When I Met

When I Met



When I met you, just standing there,
winds from all directions in your slick black hair,
Surrounding your face, blowing in the air,
I couldn’t help but to just stand and stare

you stood there alone, no expression on your face
Its like you were seperated from the human race,
You dint move you just stood in place
If you were a card youd be a lonely ace

I searched in my mind for something to say,
But it seemed like my voice had just gone away,
i thought of something, but it was kind of lame
I got so nervous, my hands felt like clay

You looked at me, I saw you, too
We both didnt know what to do
I saw in your eyes, you got the clue
I just had to be with you

I stepped forward, clutching myself tight,
I asked if you were free tonight,
you said sure, I said “alright! ”

Theres always a time that makes your heartbeat,
It’s when you and your true love first meet,
You can feel the sensation from your head to your feet.
That’s the feeling that makes life complete.




By Heartbreak sunshine

Funny-Poem-Hug Me Tight

Hug Me Tight



As you walk me to the door
You lean in to kiss me, but I beg for more
So you ask if you can come in?
I say what the hell, it’s not a sin
We enter the darkness of my room
Your such a pervert, said you want in my womb?
Silly boy when I begged for more

As I let you in the door
All I wanted was for you to hug me tight
Feel my boobs sing with delight
Now you have me oh so confused
My sad lonely boobs feel abused
What can I say
Other than Don’t touch them that way
It’s just not right
All I wanted was for you to hug me so tight!



By Shell

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LOVE



Love is like a roller coaster you have your good times and you have your bad.
the person that you you love shouldn’t shatter your heart into a million pieces
they should hold you in the hard times and kiss you in the good for love is for everyone even for fools.
love is a hell of a ride but to come back and see
there face it all that matters..


I m not asking for anything im just asking
that you love me and call me your baby girl.




By Laura A.

Funny-Poem-Me Plus You

Me Plus You



I think this day is exceptional
To reminisce your life in array
To commemorate,when the sun stretches his ray
Seeing your euphoric face is like flowers in may
So I am here with you willing to stay
Simply smiling and nothing to say
Hoping will be together since that day.

Thank you for being my inspiration
Always there,like air that finalizes my respiration
And helps me release,like sweat that unexpurgate my perspiration
Knowing you more can abandon me from yesterday’s rejection
Perhaps realizing that I am in the state of transformation
Because you are change my life to its fullest alteration

So now I am here staring at you…
Ensnaring the best of the best moments of me and you
Fascinated by your perfect smile,enraptured by your eyes that is so blue
And I am here waiting patiently and saying this

Incomparable statement: I love you.

Do you love me too?



By Wil Jalipa

Funny-Poem-Golden Maiden

Golden Maiden



I woke up in the morning,
Hearing the knock of my front door.
I never knew what love was,
I never knew before.
I saw the golden maiden
From all my forgotten dreams.


Now I finally realized,
Life was better then what it seems.
I have no further regrets,
I have nothing else to say.
If love is forbidden,
I will love her anyway
You can’t help me,you can’t stop me.

I love her with all my might.
You cant hurt me,you can’t stop me.
The golden maiden is all my light.
I woke up in the midnight,
hearing the ringing in my ear.
I turned off the alarm and checked
if anyone was here.

When I didn’t see her
I then started to cry.
Then I heard an angels voice
and saw a golden spark within my eye.
I saw my goddess,the golden maiden
I knew that everything was alright.
I gazed upon her,my golden maiden
Forever spellbound by the night.




By James

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